To AIR is human, to play devine!
You’re probably asking yourself why you need this product in your life. It seemingly has no value and appears to be a complete waste of time. That is why you need this instrument of joy! It allows you to bother anyone around you within a 6 foot radius. It also has practical uses like blowing out candles on a birthday cake, especially if you’re old. It can be a creative way to remove lint from a friend’s shirt or an eyelash from your significant other’s cheek!